9th July 2006

No, That Makes Her A Slut.

Guy in bathroom: She fucks, but she won’t say the word “fuck.” Does that make her a hypocrite?


Brit’s Pub

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9th July 2006

I Can’t Sit Next To An Onion Bagel On The Bus, Either.

Woman: I’m kind of a bagel racist.
Man: Are you a wheat supremacist?


Office building in Minneapolis
Overheard by Dylan.

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9th July 2006

If I Survive The Next Heart Attack, I’ll Hit My Target Weight.

Man on Cell Phone: I do about 50 Pushups every half hour and have a diet consisting of steak and yogurt.


Hennepin Avenue
Overheard by Jeff.

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9th July 2006

You’re Too Far Away For Me To Throw Stuff At!

Minneapolis cop, over his loudspeaker to a homeless person: Attention Beggerperson! Please get off the median and move to the sidewalk. You can beg there all you like.


Ramp from 94 to Broadway in N. Minneapolis

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9th July 2006

You’re Making Me Look Bad.

Fat girl in a bikini to a hairy old man sunning: Dude, put a shirt on.


Lake Calhoun

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