Man: “Who the %^$# knows what’ll happen in the next 3 or 4 years!?!? The Earth could be ruled by gorillas!

Saint Paul Skyway

Young Boy: I’m on a pass from the hospital.
Young Girl: Oh, what happened?
Young Boy: I was doing bad things at home. THAT’S what happened.
Young Girl: stunned silence

Chipotle Uptown
Overheard by D.

Two gay homeless men, sitting by a campfire.
Man #1: But do you like me?
Man #2: I’m a student.
Man #1: But do you like me?
Man #2: I’m a student.
Man #1: Listen, if you like me, then like me. I can live with that.
Man #2: I’m just a student of life.

Mississippi River Banks
Overheard by a river walker.

Girl Hairdresser: That’s quite a caucasian you came up with there.
Guy Hairdresser: What?
Girl: That caucasian you used on her hair. I could’ve never come up with that.
Guy: I think you mean CONCOCTION.
Girl: Whatever.

Minneapolis Skyway
Overheard by Annabelle Blue

Woman on cell: I ain’t yo bitch OR yo ho, I’m yo WOMAN!

#6 bus - Uptown Station
Overheard by Betty Ford.

Man to stripper: Will you go swing on the pole?
40 year old stripper: Sorry but I can’t - I don’t have disability insurance and I’m too old to risk getting hurt.

The 22nd Avenue Station
Overheard by Laura.