Woman being teased by friends while walking down the street: Don’t make me get stupid, say one more thing and I’ll get stupid!

Near Loring Park
Overheard by mightymouse.

20-Something Guy #1: You know what homeless people do?
20-Something Guy #2: What?
20-Something Guy #1: They climb in your garbage can and then they ask you for money and if you don’t give them any, they throw garbage at you!

Perkins - St. Louis Park
Overheard by mightymouse.

9 year old boy to teenager in trench coat: You ever get your asshole reamed by a guy in a Nazi coat?

Rudies on West Seventh
Overheard by “my brother”.

Drunk Man: What are you going to school for?
Girl: Journalism.
Drunk man: Ohhh can’t beat that. Can’t beat that at all. That’s GREAT. (long pause)…What’s journalism?

Rail Station Bar
Overheard by Sara.

Boy: Eating meat isn’t any worse than eating vegetables. Vegetables just scream softer.

Passage to India in Uptown