Drunk Woman: The race of women has been held down too long!
Sober Man: What in the hell are you talking about? I think you mean gender.
Drunk Woman: You don’t know shit, you’re just a stupid immigrant.
Sober Man: I was born in Roseville.

Bulldog Bar - Uptown

Man flirting with his Latina waitress: When did you have a chance to get some sun?

Red Wing

Co-worker after phone call: The gene pool is getting pretty shallow at one end.

at work from a cubicle near mine

Several business men sitting at a hotel banquet breakfast.
Businessman #1: I need to go home and work on my marriage.
Businessman #2: I stay at work to work on my marriage!

hotel, downtown St. Paul
Overheard by banquet server.

20-Something Girl, about the Apple River: I heard there was AIDS in that river.

white house custom color
Overheard by this guy.

Guy #1: Let’s not ditch Jason tonight.
Guy #2: Why not?
Guy #1: Because it’s his birthday.

in line outside 1st Avenue
Overheard by Saint Ramer.

Nurse #1: I want to be 23 forever!
Nurse #2: Oh, really. Why?
Nurse #1: Yeah, ‘cuz like, 25 seems so old.

north minneapolis hospital
Overheard by 30 year old pharmacy intern.

A well dressed businessman on cell phone: No. No, yeah, the meeting went really well, actually. Yeah it went really good considering how coked out I was last night.

Uptown, Outside of a Restaurant
Overheard by my sister and I.