Woman pointing to duck: Honey, is that a loon?

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Calhoun Runner.

Woman #1: So, I read in Cosmo that the scent of green apples is an aphrodisiac.
Woman #2: Okay…so what are you supposed to do? Be like, “Hey baby, wanna share my apple?”

Woman #1: Uhhh…no! It’s the SCENT of the apple, so you buy an apple scented perfume.
Woman #2: Oh.

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