Married Co-Worker to all the single folk: The woman sucks the life right out of you.

At work, Downtown MPLS
Overheard by Chris and a random smattering of co-workers.

Co-worker to Intern: This is the period in your life when you should be smoking dope and having sex.

work place
Overheard by chris.

Super cute old guy: Guess what? All that was there were the six pictures of me and the gila monster. None of the rally or anything.
Super cute old guy’s wife: Well, you’re going to have to write a thank you note anyway.

Windex aisle, Target, Lake Street
Overheard by the lady waiting for the perfect post.