Little Boy stares straight ahead at an exhibit in Body Worlds, therefore looking at a dead guy’s balls.
Little Boy: Mommy, why are all the bodies boy bodies?
Mom: I don’t know … I guess because little boys die sooner than little girls.
Boy’s eyes grow wide.
Mom continues: Boys die sooner because they take more risks, make worse choices, and don’t listen to their mothers.

Body Worlds at Science Museum
Overheard by 120 year old lady.

Post #100!

Extremely White Guy in Khakis: Baby, because you’re my number one ho, I’m gonna buy you the big popcorn. The combo. The one with the candy!
Nondescript Teenage Girl: *squeal* Can I get the gummy bears?
Extremely White Guy in Khakis: Yeah, then you can put those gummy bears on my dick!

Moundsview Movie Theatre
Overheard by Kelly.

Guy #1: So was it worth it?
Guy #2: Of course not! It’s never worth it if you don’t get laid. I could’ve got two hookers for $800!

Mall of America
Overheard by someone much cheaper than that.

Hobo to guy listening to iPod: Can you spare some cha….oh, you have that shit in your ears.

Nicollet Mall
Overheard by Saint Ramer.

Lady (talking about cooking fish): I cooked it with rosemary.
Guy: Rosemary who? Heh heh heh
Lady: What?

copy machine room, my office in dt st paul
Overheard by smooth d.

Night Security Guard: We’ve got a hot admitting girl, huh? I’d drink her dirty bathwater.

Abbott Memorial Hospital
Overheard by Sleepy.

Female Busrider #1: Hey! I had another dream about you!
Female Busrider #2: Really? What Happened?
Female Busrider #1: You had a son. And he was jealous of me.

Metrotransit 113 Bus
Overheard by a User of inside voice on the 113.

Salon Workerman: I mean, my mom doesn’t know that I do drag, and my dad doesn’t know either!
Salon Workerwoman: Why not?! You’re hot in drag! I bet they’d love it.

aveda salon
Overheard by a little bird.

Woman to husband (coming out of bathroom together): That was good, but I think we’ve had better.

Ciatti’s/Chianti Grill in Burnsville
Overheard by the Hostess at the front desk.

Teen Girl #1: What if we all had accents from our countries?
Teen Girl #2: Like, American?
Teen Girl #1: No, like, our nationalities!
Teen Girl #2: Ooh….yeah, I’d be European!
Teen Girl #1: Aren’t you Irish? You’d say “Aye” all the time!
Teen Girl #2: Yeah, hey, who here is Jewi–I mean, Hebrew? Seriously! What about that girl who has herpes?

The Tea Garden — Uptown Minneapolis
Overheard by em.