Wealthy Suburban Woman #1: What should I do for my husband’s 50th birthday?
Wealthy Suburban Woman #2: You know what I’d just love to do for my husband’s birthday? Show up to his office wearing just a trenchcoat…he’d be STUNNED. His jaw would drop, he would freak out.
Wealthy Suburban Woman #1: I’d love to do something like that, but with my luck his boss would walk in or the blinds would be open.

Dunn Bros in Eden Prairie
Overheard by that the quiet knitter in the corner.