Guy #1 recognizes Guy #2 on the beach, seemingly their first time running into one another in awhile. They exchanged “hello’s”, this awkward belly button conversation, and then immediately went to their respective towels…
Guy #1: So you have an outtie? I think you are the only guy I know with an outtie.
Guy #2: Well it looks like you have a kind-of half outtie.
Guy #1: Yea, it’s all about the snip.
Guy #2: Oh really, you think the snip really matters?
Guy #1: Well…no.

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by HO.

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