College age girl #1: You know when you get a sandwhich at Panera and you get a pickle and chips with it?
College age girl #2: Yeah?
College age girl #1: If you eat the pickle and then the chips it tastes just like you’re eating dill pickle chips.

U of M
Overheard by a quiet lunch eater…

Kid: What’s going on?
Dad: That man got drunk and acted like an idiot, and now he’s being escorted away.
Kid: What does that mean?
Dad: Start drinking and you’ll find out.

LRT platform after the Twins game