Clueless diner: Excuse me. What’s arugula?
Clueless server: I believe that’s the cheese, sir.

Herkimer
Overheard by Two ladies who lunch.

Girl: (pointing to an outdoor garden area) Hey, can we go look at the flowers?
Guy: I don’t want to buy any flowers. Flowers are God’s way of saying, “Hey, things die.”

Cub Maple Grove
Overheard by ThisGuyWithTwoEars.

College age girl #1: I had to go to the eye doctor.
College age girl #2: Really?
College age girl #1: And they sent me to some other eye doctor who was actually, like, a real doctor. She was an… op… ob… obstetrician.

Perkins - St.cloud
Overheard by the girls at the next table.

Sporty guy: I mean, he asked me to meet him alone at the church. I mean, thats just like… like…
Sporty gal: Like what?
Sporty guy: Well, like asking me to meet him alone at the strip club.
Sporty gal: Ummm… sure.

On 3A bus out of Minneapolis
Overheard by Whitenoisemaker.