8th August 2006

Schizophrenics First.

Woman by herself: Excuse us.
Multiple looks of confusion

Loring Park
Overheard by eyeonthesky…way.

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8th August 2006

“Kilt” And “Socks” Or Skirt And Pantyhose?

Girl: What do you wear under that?
Guy in kilt: (sticks out his leg) Socks!

WBOB, U of M
Overheard by Keytar Hero

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8th August 2006

Whatever Works For You, Freak.

Man leaving exhibit: This is making me hungry for chicken.

Body Worlds at the Science Museum
Overheard by Recently converted to vegetarianism.

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8th August 2006

Until He Realizes He “Borrowed” Herpes From Her.

Young drunk girl #1: Well, we could always just borrow some beer from our neighbors.
Young drunk girl #2: That’s not borrowing, that’s stealing and they would so care.
Young drunk girl #1: No, believe me, I borrowed one of their boyfriends last night and no one has said a word to me about it.

We Fest
Overheard by the only girl w/ morals @ wefest.

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