During the 7th inning stretch, while listening to “What a Wonderful World” and watching Kirby Puckett pictures flash across the jumbotron.
Stupid Drunk Girl #1: Who is that?
Stupid Drunk Girl #2: Kirby Puckett.
Stupid Drunk Girl #1: Is he alive?
Stupid Drunk Girl #2: I dunno.

Metrodome
Overheard by the twodolla.

Twins “fan”: How many strikes do they get? Two?

Metrodome
Overheard by Tyner’s hot!

Woman: My old man said me and you should get together because we are always together.
Man: Oh yeah?
Woman: Me and him don’t even really want to be together. But if we weren’t together, I’d have to go back to the mental institution again.

pool table at our apartment lounge
Overheard by quiet newspaper reader.