Old Man: But isn’t it true? There are more young people than old people?
Old Woman #1: Not anymore! People stopped having so many kids.
Old Woman #2: Except for the immigrants! Thay’ve got litters of ‘em!

Downtown worship place
Overheard by Litter runt.

Guy on cell phone: I’m on the train. It’s like a monorail from the Mall to the Dome.

Southbound LRT
Overheard by somebody who knows the train has two rails.

Woman: I would love to have another baby but I don’t want to have sex with my husband.

Surdyk’s
Overheard by Frau Mage.

20-something getting a manicure: Hey, this isn’t the polish I picked.
Sneaky manicurist: I know. I thought I’d use this one and just not tell you.

Tammy’s Nails
Overheard by Glad her toes were already painted.

High School Checkout girl meets friends in check out line.
High School girl #1: Oh my god, how has your summer been?
High School check out girl: So good- I can’t wait for class
High School girl #1: Hey, we’re getting a foreign exchange student from Espana!
High School girl #2 (leans over and stage whispers): That means Spain.
High School check out girl: But you don’t speak Chinese.
High School girl #1: I’m assuming I’ll learn.

Super Target
Overheard by Two girls named Shock and Awe.