Guy: You see those things people got hangin’ on their ears? What are they? Are those… are those CELL PHONES?

The Great[er] Minnesota Get Together
Overheard by Alexis.

Woman in cutoff shorts, a beer in her hand and a cigarette sounding voice, looking at a canoe: How do you make it go? It don’t got pedals or nothing. So what, you just float?

Lake Nokomis