Pretentious Idiot: You know what they should do with ugly people?
Intelligent Victim: Umm, I’m not exactly sure where this is going?
Pretentious Idiot: They should take them all and put them on an island and nuke it.
Intelligent Victim: Wow! I’m speechless. Why are you so sure you wouldn’t be on the island with them?
Pretentious Idiot: What are you talking about? I’m hot.
Girl in Next Booth: Nope, your ass is fried.

Sally’s/ Washington Ave.
Overheard by shocked in next booth.

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