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If Only That Were Covered By The Warranty.
Customer #1: My Razr doesn’t turn on or off.
Verizon Rep: It turned right on.
Customer #2: Maybe if your fat arse didn’t sit on it, it wouldn’t be broke.

Verizon — Penn & 494
Overheard by Mr. Waiting in Line.
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