Office Hen #1: I love when you wear your hair all up like that, it reminds me of my favorite picture, which I got at Menards about 10 years ago. It is of a woman from Pioneer Days.
Office Hen #2 (sincerely): Why THANK you, that’s so sweet!

Thomson West
Overheard by Amused cube neighbor.

Strange mom: So what did you guys do today?
Strange 5-year-old: I named my feet today.

Target, 11th and Nicollet
Overheard by veeb.

Very excited hospital employee to guy in wheelchair: I just dropped off your legs! They’re downstairs!

HCMC
Overheard by Sue.

5 year old girl who hears the word ‘dumb’ in a conversation among adults: Do you mean dumb like our President?

Olive Garden, Bloomington
Overheard by Olive Garden Patron.

Mom(in authentically excited tone) to 4yr Old Daughter: Look! Astrology for your Cat!
Daughter: Whats that?
Mom: It tells your cat’s horrorscope.

Uptown Rainbow
Overheard by eyeontheskyway.