Student #1: Hey! I saved you a seat!
Student #2: Thanks so much. Man, you’re like the champion of the world right now.
brief pause
Student #2: Oh, geez, my pants coming down. Not that that has anything to do with what you did for me.
Student #1: But relevant information, nonetheless.

Crowded classroom at a Minnesota college
Overheard by eavesdropping classmate.

Co-worker: When you hear the word pelvic exam, what do you think?

My Cube, St. Paul

Employee: Between you and me, I took a Percocet and a Valium before my shift.

Midway Herberger’s

Mother driving shiny SUV to chic teenage daughter jumping out of the car: Don’t get shot!

SW corner of Lake and Hennepin (Outside the Gap)
Overheard by Smirking pedistrian.