13th September 2006

That Means It Is Cool Schizophrenia.

Girl on cellphone: I swear, she’s totally schizophrenic, except it’s, like, not cool schizophrenia like in A Beautiful Mind

Anderson Hall, U of M
Overheard by Zosia.

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13th September 2006

The Courses Are Getting A Little Too Hands On These Days.

PhD student: I had to illustrate, explicitly, why I thought the poem was about sexual anxiety.

University of Minnesota
Overheard by I can hear you.

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13th September 2006

Trout Mouth You Can’t Smile With Never Goes Out Of Style.

20-Something girl #1: Here’s that lip gloss that makes your lips hurt, then makes ‘em big.
20-Something girl #2: Does it work?
20-Something girl #1: Yeah, it makes ‘em hurt, then it makes ‘em big. I have some in my purse, but I’m gonna get more.

T.J. Maxx — HarMar Mall
Overheard by Addicted to ChapStick.

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13th September 2006

Alt F4 Would Be A Better Idea.

Guy #1: So, do you say “hey baby” and then smack her ass or the other way around?
Guy #2: I think you do it at the same time - kind of like control/alt/delete.

Chino Latino

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