Woman: I like Hannah Dana.
Man: Who?
Woman: Hannah Dana, Hannah Dana the actress.
Man: Who’s Hannah Dana?
Woman (frustrated): You know. Splash, Clan of the Cave Bear, Hannah Da… Oh, I mean Daryl Hannah.
Man (laughing and shaking his head): Hannah Dana

Edina Theater
Overheard by People sitting behind them, also laughing.

Girl #1: So what did you name your goldfish?
Girl #2: Henry Kissinger. Even though I hate Henry Kissinger.
Girl #1: That’s nice.
Girl #2: He just looks all chubby and cute like Henry Kissinger.
Girl #1: All the good things about him, and none of the support of violent coups in other countries.
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: It’s like Henry Kissinger reborn as a fish.
[Pause. Girl #2 stares.]
Girl #1: Yes, I know he’s not dead. Who says you have to be dead to be reborn?

Uptown YWCA locker room