College chick: Friday… What day of the week is that??

University of Minnesota
Overheard by ‘nother collge chick.

Biker hits a Pedestrian.
Pedestrian: What the fuck are you doing!
Biker: Fuck you! You walked right into the road! Fucking douche.
Pedestrian: Asshole, you ran right into me!
Biker: Are you alright?
Pedestrian: Yeah, I’m fine. You?
Biker: I’m alright.
Pedestrian: Alright, have a good day.
Biker: You too.

Lyndale and 28th
Overheard by Amused pedestrian.