20-Something Guy to Friends: It was not right, dude. It was a dingleberry made up of part popcorn shell… some lint.. and then of course assorted dingleberry epimera.

Caribou Uptown
Overheard by someone trying to study.

4 year old son, in the backseat by himself, says out of nowhere: What do you mean you forgot your super powers??

Lakeville, MN
Overheard by chuckling mom.

Extremely drunk sinewy man to group of four large men minding their own business: You ain’t shit and I don’t give a shit. I’ll kick your ass. You’re a piece of shit and I’m a kung-fu werewolf!

off of Lake Street and Pleasant
Overheard by travis.

FedEx/Kinkos Clerk: Can I help you?
A Minneapolis police officer: Do you have FedEx supplies here?

FEDEX/Kinkos
Overheard by Quietly Copying.