Stoner #1: Hey, new shoes.
Stoner #2: (brand new sneakers on his feet, Foot Locker bag in his hand) Yeah, I was so stoned, I lost my shoes. I do not know where they went, so I had to buy new ones.

Pathway in a park - Duluth
Overheard by Passer-by.

Co-worker #1: I mean, really. What did people do before anti-depressants?
Co-worker #2 & #3 in unison: Committed suicide??

Office Courtyard in Edina
Overheard by tigerbeatpoet.

Guy #1: (very sarcastically) You know, it’s just The Man holding us all down. He’s got a huge white button that can take us all out.
Dumb Guy: Yeah, it’s just like the Jews. They have all the money in the world?
Guy #2: You’re not serious, are you?
Guy #1 breaks out in laughter
Dumb Guy: Of course I’m serious! They have all the money. They control everything…{cut off because Guy #2 loses it too}
Guy #1: Hey man… why doesn’t the TV work? {still laughing histerically}
Guy #2: It’s the Jews. They did it… {laughing even harder now}
Guy #1: That’s so fucking ridiculous.
Guy #2: Where do you come up with this stupid shit?

U of M

Teenage Girl: I’ve got a bisexual stalker.
Teenage Boy #1: Is it me?
Teenage Girl: No!
Teenage Boy #2: Well I’ve got, like, THREE bisexual stalkers!

General Store, Mtka
Overheard by Not a bisexual stalker.