29th September 2006

I Envy Her, My Love Is Filled With Shame.

Smiling little girl being pushed in a shopping cart: I LOVE YOU Target!!!
Target employee: We love you too!

southtown target, bloomington
Overheard by another target lover.

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29th September 2006

Can’t Blame A Guy For Trying.

Weird republican girl: My sister is completely the opposite of me.
Cynically honest/rude drinking guy: Is she single?

A Dinkytown Bar

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