Girl: We need to get together. We should hook up on Facebook.
Guy: I haven’t got Facebook.
Girl: You don’t do Facebook!?
Guy: Nope.
Girl: Oh my god! That’s it. I’m coming to your dorm tonight and giving you a Facebook.
Other Guy: If you didn’t know what that meant, it’d sound kind of dirty.

U Classroom
Overheard by The fourth group member.