Ditzy edina high school girl: OMG I just yawned! Do you know what that means?!
Annoyed female employee: Um, I don’t know.
Ditzy edina high school girl: It means that I forgot to breathe!!!! I, like, always forget to breathe. It’s like this bad habit I just, like, have.
Annoyed female employee: Do you forget to breathe often?!
Ditzy edina high school girl: Well, like, yeah, I mean, I yawn like, non-stop.

Heartbreakers/ Uptown
Overheard by A girl who never yawns…

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