Girl: Erica*’s lesbian roommate is having her girlfriend up for the weekend, and she’s kicking Erica* out of the room! It’s really mean, and really gross! I’d never do anything like that!
Guy: Oh, come on. If Derek* came over, you’d do that
Girl: (Gives dirty look) You’re not supposed to ever talk about that.
Guy: Hey, it’s alright. He doesn’t even remember it happened, anyway.

U Dining Center
Overheard by Guy at the next table.

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