Random guy to his buddies: I had a girl once. Her name was Kathy, or something.

Skyway
Overheard by The Guy Behind Them.

4-Year Old to Man @ Urinal: Hey… why do you have 2 penises?
Man to 4-Year Old: (laughing) I don’t, but I wish I did.

Metrodome
Overheard by 4 year old’s embarrased father.

After hearing the news that the MN Twins had clinched the Division Championship:
Non-baseball fan: So who are we going to be playing now?
Baseball fan: Well, with the way things came out today, we play Oakland in the first round. If we hadn’t won, we’d be playing -
Non-baseball fan: The Jets, right?

U cafeteria
Overheard by amused Twins fan.