4th October 2006

It Brings Out His Eyes.

Female Professor to Male Professor during a conversation: There’s a bug crawling in your beard.

Bethel University
Overheard by a passing student.

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4th October 2006

But The Rash Is Fine.

Guy #1: It’s just an annoying itching.
Guy #2: Well just spray some Tinactin on it or something.
Guy #1: Ew, gross! That’s for athlete’s foot! I’m not putting that on my man goods!

Metrodome
Overheard by Wish I looked like Madden.

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