Girl walking with her friends: All the people at work have seen my boobs.

U dorms
Overheard by Guy wishing he worked there.

Scruffy middle aged guy with longish hair on cell phone: No, I can’t go to Wells Fargo, they’ll arrest me… Yeah, $300,000 of my own money I can’t get to.

Skyway to Crystal Court, Downtown Minneapolis

Bike store Salesman helping mom and 13yr old daughter with a new bike seat.
BIke Guy: This is a women specific seat, it is specifically designed to to fit women better.
Mom to daughter: This will help you with freshness.

The Alt