Thirty-something, business casual, workaday guy: If you want to look at The Lord of the Rings from the perspective of Christianity, the elves are kind of like angels. Then, the men are like, well, men. Hobbits are like…English men.

Chinese Restaurant, Downtown Mpls Skyway
Overheard by Smug geek.

Office woman on the phone: …please send us a letter, in writing.

Minneapolis Office
Overheard by I think I’ll send it in pictographs.

13 year old: Do you have GameStop in Guatemala? You don’t?!?!

GameStop, Mall of America