Yuppie #1: So you studied philosophy? What can you do with that?
Yuppie #2: It’s not philosophy. It’s the art and economics of metaphilosophical science.

Sakura
Overheard by Check please!

Learned college professor: Nature is that thing you have to drive through to get to the next city.

College honors field trip-bus headed for minneapolis
Overheard by evesdropping student.

Two kids waiting for a bus: It’s because most people have only heard that one album, and it’s because American Idiot is their greatest album ever.

Washington Ave/Union Street
Overheard by are you kidding me?