Students discussing weekend plans
Girl: I’ll probably be calling you at 3 am saying “can you come get me out of jail?”
Guy: That’s cool. I’ll probably be shooting pool in some guy’s basement, so I’ll be around.

U classroom
Overheard by guy with no weekend plans.

Actor: I’m doing “A Christmas Carol” at the Guthrie this winter.
Dim Actor: Is that the Dicken’s “Christmas Carol”?
Actor: Yes, it is.
Dim Actor: Because I know a lot of people have written that story.

Green Room of a Community Theatre
Overheard by What???

Man to his female friend, just as I entered the elevator: It was my own fault. The chili wasn’t cooked through. Man, it just went on from 9:00 at night til 5:00 in the morning.

elevator in my condo building
Overheard by don’t mind me…I’m just trying to get to the 7th floor.