Girl in stall 1 to girl in stall 3: If he wore that shirt, he’d a be a pedophile, but he’s hot, so it’s okay.

Shout House, Minneapolis
Overheard by Girl in Stall 2.

Little Boy Blue: A chicken donated his body to science?!

BodyWorld
Overheard by Not donating my body.

Soon-to-be-sworn-in lawyer in line at the pre-event brunch: Oh, man, if this is just continental breakfast, that will not do. There’d better be hot shit, and there’d better be meat.

The Minneapolis Club
Overheard by I couldn’t agree more.

Middle aged man talking on the phone while he waits for his son having a procedure: I don’t know, Eric is back there somewhere. I think he’s having his uterus scanned.

UMMC waiting room
Overheard by anatomically confused.

Girl talking loudly on a cell phone: Since December 7th, 2005, I have had NO penis in my life.

Mall of America entrance
Overheard by Guy with a penis.

2nd Grader: My dad says Oklahoma is the dumbest state in the union.

West Metro Elementary School
Overheard by MT.

Drunk Guy: James* you’re breathing like a rapist!

Nicollet Ave.