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Best 2 Out Of 3?
Drunk hockey fan #1: (to the pep band) Let’s hear some Louie Armstrong!
Drunk hockey fan #2: You mean Neil Armstrong.
Later on, same pair, watching team parents on the ice for “parents day.”
Drunk hockey fan #1: Man, there’s a lot of parents, huh?
Drunk hockey fan #2: Yeah. I’d say at least twice as many as guys on the team.

UMD hockey game vs Denver
Overheard by My, alcohol is a wonderful thing.





