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I Don’t Think It Works That Way.
Boyfriend following after his girlfriend: You’re moving away, but it looks like I’m getting closer.
Girlfriend: That’s just an optical illusion.
Boyfriend: Oh. Like you floating.
Girlfriend: Only when you’re holding me up, cause you don’t exist.

public foodcourt
Overheard by I’d like to hold her up.
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