Drunk to Bartender: I had to get off the street to duck those Cops after me.
Bartender: This isn’t the place to be dodging the Police.
Other guy to confused Drunk: This is a Cop Bar, dude! Don’t you see all the Cop junk on the walls?
(Bartender turns on squad car lights)

Nordeast Cop Bar
Overheard by Cop Bar Patron.