A woman is stopped on the side of the street, honking excessively. My co-worker goes out to see what’s going on.
Co-worker: Are you alright?
Woman: Are you the ones who are after me??
Co-worker: Um, this is just a coffee shop.
Woman: They’re after me, but I didn’t do it. So you aren’t the ones who’ve been tapping into my files?
Co-worker: Oh, have you been using the wi-fi?
Woman: No, the files in my head.

outside a mpls coffee shop
Overheard by barista by day, mind-reading FBI agent by night.

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