Bar Patron:I hear something beeping.
Bar Tender: (Manually entering credit card information into credit card reader; noticing plastic bag full of prescription bottles in front of customer) Just take your pills; it’ll go away.

Happy Hour Bar
Overheard by Normal Flora.

Little girl: What are we going to do next?
Dad: Well, I thought we could jump in the Minnesota River again.

Marquette & 6th skyway
Overheard by Skyway Sam.

After a break in the noise throughout the restaurant:
Man at the Bar: (loudly) Chicken Testicles.

Trattoria DaVinci, St. Paul
Overheard by wondering if its really veal he ate…