Guy: What does “laissez faire” mean?
Girl: It means “hands-off.”
Guy: Great, then these are laissez faire beers! My hands are off! Let the French pay for them, with their stupid fucking words.

331
Overheard by the wee monsieur.

Man on phone: I’m busy right now, so just buy the poison.

Work cube
Overheard by Hope I don’t have to testify in court.

Man: What’s in the All Lot?
Barista: The whua?
Man: All Lot. Cafee All Lot.
Barista: Cafe au lait?
Man: No, not that one.

Ginko Coffeehouse
Overheard by Glad she minored in French.

40-something woman #1: Well my daughter saw it and she said it was really not funny at all.
40-something woman #2: I saw some clips and it sure didn’t look very funny to me.
40-something man: I saw all the clips too, and I didn’t laugh even once.
40-something woman #1: My daughter said there was a scene where the Borat guy is in an antique shop and smashes all these antiques. I mean, those were very valuable things, the kind that can never be replaced. What’s funny about that?
40-something woman #2: Oh, that’s not funny, that’s sick!
40-something man: Yeah.

Eden Prairie