20th November 2006

Corolla’s Always Drive You Home Until Your Drunk Ass Puts One Through A Storefront.

Non-Drunk Friend: I didn’t drink that much since I needed to drive home.
Drunk Friend: That’s not an excuse. All you have to do is jump in the Corolla. Corolla’s always drive you home.
Non-Drunk Friend: I drive a Focus.

House in Dinkytown
Overheard by pws.

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