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The Effects Are Already Visible.
Roomate #1: You know you’re not supposed to use metal spatulas on Teflon pans don’t you? It chips away and goes into your food.
Roomate #2: Ah I don’t care about that.
Roomate #1: You should. It’s toxic.
Roomate #2: Whatever, I’ve eaten so much Teflon I shit bulletproof jackets. And I’m still alive.
Roomate #1: That’s Kevlar, not Teflon. Bulletproof jackets are made of Kevlar.

My House
Overheard by jmw.





