Young girl with friend: I was walking down the hall at school and then these kids walked by and I could totally SMELL them. Not like a bad smell though just a… smell.
Random Girl walking by: Oh my gosh! You can smell people, too? What a coincidence! So can I!

Eden Praire Mall
Overheard by a passing stranger.

Homeless older brother wearing rose-tinted glasses to homeless younger brother: Chicks dig these glasses.
Homeless younger brother: Awww, you just think you’re the macdaddy

uptown station
Overheard by hey did you know there are people having sex on your bag?