Then Why Don’t You Cut Her Legs Off First?
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Mom at top of escalator to daughter at bottom of escalator: I gotta come down there and cut off your legs, so I’d appreciate it if you didn’t go anywhere.

Downtown Macy’s
Overheard by um…what?
Mom at top of escalator to daughter at bottom of escalator: I gotta come down there and cut off your legs, so I’d appreciate it if you didn’t go anywhere.

Downtown Macy’s
Overheard by um…what?