Girl on Cell: You have all the qualities of an awkward ugly person, but you’re not. You’re actually pretty!

#4 Bus
Overheard by i never realised.

Very young girl in grocery cart seat: Daddy, which yogurt are we getting?
Dad: This one.
Very young girl: But that’s your yogurt, not mine. I want my yogurt.
Dad: My yogurt is your yogurt.
Very young girl: But that’s not the flavor I like.
Dad: That’s what we’re getting.
Very young girl: Oh God. *sigh*

Edina Byerly’s dairy section
Overheard by I like apricot, myself.

Guy on the sidewalk: I think that party was at Crystal’s house. She’s the one that shot at a cop.

outside Foundation
Overheard by Didn’t go to the party.

(’Ghost’ on TV in background)
Man Playing Chess With Friend: (pausing to move) You know… I’d like to get wasted with Patrick Swayze someday… (waits about 15 seconds)… It’s your move
Friend: (moves chess piece, clearly troubled)
Swayze Fan: What? He’d have some KICK ASS stories! (moves piece)

bike trip from MN to Cali
Overheard by not that into Mr. Swayze.