Office Worker #1: I’ve even been up to the Northwest Angle– farthest nothern point in the continental United States!
Office Worker #2: Where’s that?
Office Worker #1: That little bump on top of the state. You gotta drive through Canada to get there. Unless you go across the water.
Office Worker #2: How do you do that?
Office Worker #1: I don’t know!

downtown Mpls office
Overheard by I can’t believe they make more than me.

Teen Boy #1: I always carry gum and breath mints because I have a bad breath problem.
Teen Boy #2: Hey, isn’t that a disease called bad breath or something?

food court - Mall of America
Overheard by a very concerned citizen.

Two Seinfeld fans. Well, more like one.
Guy #1: SANCTUARY NOW!
Guy #2: No, serenity now.
Guy #1: SERENDIPITY NOW!
Guy #2: Nevermind.

Old Chicago
Overheard by Loyd Braun.

Cashier: That will be one dollar even, please.
Girl in line to her friend: Do you have a dollar? All I have is a five.

Ikea
Overheard by Michael.

Older office gal over the cube wall: I have what’s called a floppy colon.

Eagan
Overheard by mkd.

Customer getting furniture delivered and furniture delivery guy are talking…
Customer: Hey, is that a gun rack in the back of that truck?
Delivery guy: Sure, you lookin to buy one?
Customer: Well, I just got a new girlfriend so I’m gonna need to get some more guns.

broadway, little falls mn
Overheard by timoty.

7-year-old boy #1: Don’t you love fractions?
7-year-old boy #2: Not really.

Outside a school in St. Paul
Overheard by Amused parent.