Highschool chick to friend: You would be surprised how smelly snow can be when you burn it.

Highschool
Overheard by Mich.

Mrs. D (english teacher): Mrs. S’ little girl goes to the same daycare as Emma.
Girl #1: Cute! What if they both grow up to be friends and teachers at the same school?
Girl #2: And then they could get married!
Girl #3: But they’re both girls.
Girl #4: Mrs. D’s daughter is a lesbian?
Mrs. D: She’s 9 months old! But she could grow up to be a lesbian and I would be fine with that.

School
Overheard by I love my english class.

College student #1: (while removing chewing tobacco from his lower lip) I think I will eat a banana with my lunch today.
College student #2: OK.
College student #1: Isn’t it great how banana starts with b and also has vitamin b in it?

A local college bathroom
Overheard by JKL.

Boys talking about how to spice up a “not quite had sex yet” sex life
Guy #1: Why don’t you try using food?
Guy #2: What? She’s into organic. Here’s an organic wafer on my breast. Yeah, that’s exciting.

dorm apartment
Overheard by the only girl in the room.

20s something office worker to her female entourage: Our first stop should be for coffee at Caribou.
Buddy #1: The ‘boo.
Buddy #2: Yeah. The ‘boo!

Minneapolis skyways
Overheard by Not hip enough.