Teacher: Cooperation is our key word this week. Look at the picture on page 2 of different leaders. George Bush is our president. How do you think he uses cooperation in his job?
4th grader: I heard George Bush eats his toenail clippings! He mushes them up inside of a sandwich!
Teacher: Chrissy, that doesn’t have anything to do with cooperation.
4th grader: Well, it’s true though…just thought y’all should know.

School
Overheard by Person who does not eat toenail clippings.

Highschool Guy: If you don’t like video games you might as well get the hell out of the US.
The rest of the class starts to clap

Math Class
Overheard by my bff.

Little kid to Dad about the student section yelling at the opposing fans: They’re saying ‘asshole!’
Dad to little kid: You can say that when you’re in college.

Gopher men’s hockey game
Overheard by dude, seriously.