(Teacher walks by in Tunic)
Student: You can’t wear that.
Teacher: Why not?
Student: Because you’re white and that dress is African.
Teacher: So there are no white people in Africa?
Student: No… not from there. If you aren’t from there, then you can’t wear the clothes.
Teacher: Wonder what that means for all the immigrants of America.

School hallway
Overheard by Confused Ironic wondering what the Native Americans think.

Diner: No, that’s not the gesture for ‘check please.’ The waiter’s going to think you’re choking and give you the Heimlich.
Larger diner: I don’t think that waiter’s up to giving me the Heimlich against my will.
Diner: I guess not.
Larger diner: Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve had to cold-cock a first responder.

Olive Garden, St. Louis Park
Overheard by Lowball.

Teenage girl #1: Sarah, I am sorry to inform you that there is no lube left, because of Valentine’s Day.
Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, you’re right!

Downtown Target (”personal lubricant” section)
Overheard by psycheknot.